Eat Your Dead Pets

Why don’t meat eaters eat their pets after they have died? If you think about it not to do so would be a waste of good meat and as Marco Pierre White would say what better way to celebrate your pets life than by eating it (him/her).

Even if your child say has a hamster you could always grill it on a stick for them to eat. I do know that rigamortis can set in quickly if pets are not discovered dead till say the next morning but you can always mince down your stiff Labrador and have it as a Shepard’s pie or whatever other disgusting and dirty way you like to eat animal corpses.