Archive for April, 2008

Happy Meat!

Click here to see the happy meat sing for joy! (please note this meat is 100% organic)

April 12, 2008 at 1:45 pm Leave a comment

Meat Compromises Bladder Integrity or You Just Pissed Your Pants

The latest research by leading urine specialists has revealed that the consumption of animal flesh “meat” for food can have a weakening effect on your bladder. Whether it’s pig, cow, chicken or fish corpses that are eaten they all appear to have a negative effect on the bladder.  Doctor Casey a leading specialist explains, “Different animals have different renal physiologies depending on their need to retain water. Human kidneys are not that effective – even the most concentrated human urine is relatively dilute. When a human being eats meat the effect is it upsets this delicate balance of electrolytes in the body causing the bladder to weaken and in result you piss in your pants. The most effective solution is a vegan diet unless you want to smell of urine all your life.”

 

April 12, 2008 at 12:32 pm 8 comments

Meat turns your ass to lard: Chomp Chomp

Scientists have discovered in new ground breaking research that eating meat actually turns your ass to lard. The more meat that is eaten the more ass is turned to lard.

Doctor Jones said in a special conference about the research – “We tested a wide selection of people who ate meat and they all had lard ass to some degree. Around 25% of the test subjects where found to have 100% pure lard ass.”

fat man

 Do you really want a lard ass? stop eating meat now you dam fool.

LARD

April 6, 2008 at 10:35 am 13 comments

Ramsey ate too much meat

See what happens when you eat too much meat.

Gordom Ramsey

Go vegan before it’s too late for you!!!!!!!! Meat sucks anyways, who would want to eat a corpse of some animal…..yuck!

April 4, 2008 at 3:21 pm 7 comments


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