Should Vegans date Non–Vegans?

September 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm 4 comments

hippyAs a Vegan this issue can arise but I have listed some points to help you make the right decision. There are many factors involved of course with the most important ones listed in order below, which will hopefully let you make an informed ethical choice.

1) Attractiveness: As a general rule the longer someone has been Vegan the less likely they are to be very attractive as it has only been over the last few years that Veganism has become more popular with attractive people and celebrities. Celebrities obviously, being the most attractive people of all.

So the most important point of deciding if you should date a corpse muncher is it depends on how ‘hot’ they are compared with the single Vegans that you know. Of course you have to factor in your own looks into the equation and if you happen to be fairly ugly yourself then you might have little choice but to date a meat eater.

2) Personality: If a flesh eater makes you laugh and you enjoy being around them you are probably under their evil spell so they are best avoided. The only flesh eaters you can really trust are angry and violent, as you know they are not hiding their true personalities.

3)  Wealth: If the corpse muncher is wealthy from capitalist gains, but of course not made from the expense of animals, then this definitely makes them more dateable. The general rule is will they buy you a car?

4)  One Night Stands: Never EVER have a one-night stand with a corpse muncher as you could  wake up to the smell of rotten pig flesh being cooked for your breakfast as you normally have to tell most meat heads about a million times that bacon, milk, cheese, butter are NOT VEGAN.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. taysticles  |  September 2, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    So… would you say you consider yourself vegansexual?

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  • 2. Gloomy Vegan  |  September 2, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    As a general consideration I am vegansexual as I would not really want to kiss someone who has just ate a pigs rectum. …ewww

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  • 3. Not tellin u my name  |  March 11, 2010 at 1:26 am

    You know how some vegans say that people who eat meat discriminate against them? This article is an example of the exact opposite of that. You are discriminating against people who eat meat.You can have your opinion I guess…

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  • 4. rectum  |  May 8, 2010 at 10:29 am

    The rectum (from the Latin rectum intestinum, meaning straight intestine) is the final straight portion of the large intestine in some mammals, and the gut in others, terminating in the anus.

    Rectum is not synonumous for butt, you ignorant plant.

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